I don’t normally get annoyed with the boyfriend playing video games. He likes them, he’s been excited about this one for months. But when it’s been over 3 hours and I have nothing to do but play on my phone that is dying so I can’t even watch Netflix or anything, I get very bored very quickly.
Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot
“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel
reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better
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Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him
Q:What are tim tams?
OKAY OH MY GOD TIM TAMS ARE THE GREATEST AUSTRALIAN CREATION OKAY BASICALLY IT IS CHOCOLATE CREME IN BETWEEN TWO CHOCOLATE BISCUITS WHICH IS THEN COATED IN CHOCOLATE
AND YOU CAN GET TIM TAMS WITH DOUBLE COATING
AND YOU CAN GET CARAMEL IN IT
AND FUCKING WHITE CHOCOLATE
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT OTHER FUCKING FLAVOURS IT COMES IN???? IT COMES IN DARK CHOCOLATE AND HAZELNUT PRALINE AND TURKISH DELIGHT AND IT EVEN HAS SOME SECRET PACKS LIKE THE TIM TAM CRUSH PACK WHICH HAS COOKIES & CREAM AND MINT CRISP AND HONEYCOMB AND THE TIM TAM SWEET SURRENDERS WITH BLACK FOREST DELIGHT AND CHOC HAZELNUT AND CREME CARAMEL AND TREAT PACKS WITH DARK CHOCOLATE RUM & RAISIN AND DARK CHOCOLATE MINT AND HONEYCOMB AND DOUBLE CHOC VANILLA AND CHOC ORANGE
YOU CAN EVEN RAISE MONEY FOR BREAST CANCER WITH TIM TAMS
ALL IN ALL
EATING A TIM TAM IS PRETTY CLOSE TO HAVING THE MOST INTENSE ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE
MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAN THAT